Hee! I've been thinking about doing something with spam too.. maybe a short story?

I feel better about my manipulative citrus already.

Somewhere I read a challenge to write a sentence with each word starting with one of the letters in that crypto-phone used to keep spambots from leaving comments on Blogger. In order, of course.

Kate--A short story might be fun. There's a lot there to use.

Belinda--I think it was your manipulative citrus that inspired me.

Mamasan--Often, those word-codes look like either Russian or else Klingon. Like if you gave yourself half a chance, you could actually say the word, and it would sound like a real word.